Grab your tornado tentacles and meet us in the blast radius for a LIVE draft of bombs made out of movies.

Grab your Squam people and meet us in the circle ring circus for a SUPER episode of LIVE!

Grab your Fitbit (duh) and meet us in Welshilvania so we can track your pumps!

Grab your strawberry bazooka and meet us at the world’s largest Bud Light can for this week’s massive draft.

Grab your bottle of homemade apple cider vinegar and join us as we give new meaning to the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished.”

Grab your poo pancake and meet us in the Earth’s core for a LIVE draft of what actually killed the dinosaurs.

Grab your newspapers and meet us at the Bungalow for the 20th episode of the 2nd decade of the 21st century.

Grab your butt tree and join Doug Pitt at the Bungalow, where the boiz do a #PatDraft of “replace Santa with…well, anything you want.”

Grab your penis sock and join us in Whoville for a whodunit with robots, elephants, and bartenders galore.

Grab your inverted dreamcatcher and join us by the kitchen sink for a LIVE draft of sexy chores.

Grab your Rogaine and meet us on Main Street for a LIVE draft of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade floats for our lives.

Grab your bread fork and meet us in Kokomo for a LIVE draft of woke Disney titles.

Grab a slice of pizza and join us at the nearest concert venue for a LIVE draft of pizza toppings as pop singers!

Grab your blueberry yum yum and meet us at Yankee Candle for a LIVE draft of the worst candle concoctions imaginable.

Grab your Taco SouCream and join us in the drive-thru lane for a LIVE draft of fast food that thinks it’s better than you.

Grab your Mammalia Gummy Predator and meet us in the haunted bungalow for a LIVE draft with spooky voices that will be sure to haunt you this Halloween season.

Grab your golf clubs and meet us on Mars for a LIVE draft of luxury items you’d take to the red planet.

Grab your guitar and play along with Pat’s upstairs neighbor as we draft you to sleep with lists of mythical creatures as employees.

Grab your pool floats and join us LIVE from the Beach Nate.

Grab your didgeridoo and get ready to hit the produce section for a LIVE draft of fruit armies.